December 2010
25 posts
Last night I bought my sister an mp3 player. Today I came home & she won 1 at church. Is it wrong to tell a 12 year old to go fuck herself?
Since we’re on local topics, I think a Blue Man was hit by a car on east-bound Silverado Ranch just before Spencer. #ajokeonlyIget
The message of today’s mandatory training was that my bosses are making it up as they go. Long story short, I’m eating a burrito. #tooshort
I’m hoping to force the phrase, “Christmas Miracle” into at least one conversation today.
Either Snap, Crackle, & Pop have taken up residence in my laptop, or I am in for a load of fun repairs.
I’ve been dubbed the office nerd after lending out 5 comics to 4 people. And I’m wearing my Spider-Man shirt today. Take THAT, gender roles!
I’m sorry, this is much better: http://tinyurl.com/282qohs
I found my Christmas present. Any of the auctions, really. http://tinyurl.com/2b6jfak
My fortune cookie says, “Benefit by doing things others give up on.” That would be my last 3 boyfriends. #inbed #heyo
“Man, Ron Jeremy has really let himself go.” #thingsyouwillneverhear
RT @DeathStarPR: Changing your Facebook profile pic to a cartoon to fight child abuse is like drawing a picture of a unicorn in a forest …
RT @DougBenson: 127 HOURS - It should’ve been called A FAREWELL TO ARM. #EightWordsOrLess #DougLovesLimbs
Big Fan is really good. I know I’m really late to this party, but it’s true. By the way, can I have my own personal @pattonoswalt?
Call me crazy, but that looks like a coffee bean in blackface to me.
http://twitpic.com/3cyjlj
Hanging out with my siblings. Picking up pizza & Toy Story 3 (& Big Fan for me). This is going to be the best Saturday night in ages!
Oh my god, racist coffee bean spotted on Water street! Twitpic coming soon!
The idea of braving Wal Mart turns my bowels to ice. However, turning to ice without an electric blanket is equally upsetting. Godspeed!
Ugh. No electric blankets. Found a fat Jesus, though.
I need a picture of Conan in jeaggings for my phone, wallpaper, screensaver, and 12 month calendar.
T9 still comes up with Y2k before way? I know I have an old phone but I don’t think people were texting about Y2k in 1999.
I feel like the Red Rock vandalism is a metaphor for Vegas culture in general.
I feel like the tv news anchors were being condescending during a story about Hanukkah… But toward both Jews & Gentiles.
Anyone want to go with me to hang out with Jordan Morris tonight (or tomorrow)?